Wild, Wacky, Wonderful
We should have noticed before we left that no one can describe the experience of India with only one adjective.
Stunningly beautiful at all levels, mired in an evolved shadow of British bureaucracy and Western modernism, confusing and at times even incomprehensible, and with an incredible people who are at once the monetarily poorest and emotionally wealthiest on the planet, India is like traveling through an endless stew of colorful culture constantly stirred with an enormous spoon.
In a word, it was wonderful.

Paharganj, New Delhi: The lovely chaos that is India
We planned and traveled expecting nothing, but still came away with many feelings we didn’t expect. This blog isn’t about my experiences — there are too many, and anyway you won’t have the same ones — rather, it is about my advice. Our trip was Delhi to Chandigarh to Manali and Kullu, there are probably many other people doing the same. These are things I wish I heard before I went, that sort of thing. I hope it helps.
Money Changing and Hiding
You can’t take a lot of rupees (INR, Rs/-, etc — all the same thing) into the country without an Indian passport. (Don’t ask why, it won’t be the first thing you don’t understand about the workings of India and it won’t be the last).
You can change money at the airport during reasonable hours only (daytime) and changing travelers checks sometimes takes a little hard asking, but should be fine. We carried half cash and half checks (about $500 per person for two weeks) and ended up changing it all, I’d lean toward more cash, fewer checks, and a bit more money next time.
Keep a money stash separate from your passport. Your passport comes in and out of your pocket a lot — every hotel wants a copy of it, every money changer wants a copy of it, every tour organizer wants a copy of it, you get the idea.
I used a neck wallet and a leg wallet. Passport stayed easily accessible under the shirt, US cash stayed against my leg. But India seemed pretty darn safe for how wacky it is; I was never seriously worried about theft.
Take only US dollars to change. Know the rate of exchange ahead of time, often exchange amounts are verbal and agreed upon in advance.
ATM cards, oddly, worked just fine.
When you return to the airport, however, you should have ZERO rupees. You won’t get to change any, and you’ll be stuck with some unexpected souvenirs.
Bargaining
Read up a bit on how to bargain in general (many theories, find your own), but don’t stress too much. A good rule of thumb is just think of what you want to (or are willing to) pay before even starting to talk, and verbally agree on a price before starting to do anything.
But then again, sometimes you pay seven times the going rate for a taxi because your skin is white and you’re lost and frustrated and tired, and that’s just life.
International Money Wires
When paying for things in advance, places in India often ask for a wire. Wires from Canada (and in general) are slow, costly, and unreliable. Try Western Union, or better yet find a bank that has an International Remittance program with a guaranteed turnaround — make sure it transfers directly from bank account to bank account. I opened a new bank account at such a bank just for that type of service, and it worked quite well.
Overland Travel
We took the train from Delhi to Chandigarh both ways, and it worked great. Busy at New Delhi, and a tough introduction to India right off the plane with lots of swindlers waiting right outside to send tourists somewhere else, the train is nevertheless an efficient and cheap way to travel. Any upscale seating class should be just fine — we sat in the best of the best with tea and a three course breakfast (first class AC) for about $20 per person for a 300+ km train ride.

New Delhi Train Station: Every Platform Packed
We traveled on the way out from Chandigarh to Manali by bus, and on the way back by private taxi with driver. Don’t do the bus unless you’re (a) broke, (b) looking to burn lots of hours on the road, (c) okay with some minor wheel and brake screetching, and/or (d) all of the above. We signed up for a combination of (a) and (b), and mostly (b). It wasn’t bad, but there were certainly reasons why we opted for the $130 taxi rather than the $20 bus for our return trip.
Train ticket online booking (make an account, they take American Express only): http://www.irctc.co.in/
Bus ticket (Northern States Only) companies include HRTC and HPDTC.
For a long-distance taxi driver, talk to a hotel manager or other organizing-type person whom you trust to pick a safe driver for you. If they drive well, tip them well!
Language
We had the impression that most Indian people would speak English. Maybe somewhere in India we didn’t go that may be true, and usually out of desperation and/or a lot of handwaving you can usually get your meaning across, but a little Hindi should go a long way. Most taxi drivers and shopkeepers know English numbers, the names of big landmarks in English (eg New Delhi Train Station), and so on, but if you stop random person X on the street and ask for directions, forget it.
Weather
Hot, cold, hot, cold, rain, hot, cold. The north is cold, the south is hot. The south has bugs, the north does not. That’s about it. Oh, and as much as you want to wear shorts and t-shirts, don’t. Use light colored long pants and shirts: you’ll be less sunburned, cooler, and less stared at. Well, sort of less stared at.

A Beautiful Day along the Beas River near Manali, HP
Five Things I Couldn’t Do Without
(1) A tiny power adapter (two big round pins, like in the UK and Europe) with built in surge protector
(2) A light colored, high collar shirt that I could wash easily, stow my wallet under, and use to keep the sun off
(3) A travel towel and a bar of soap — if you can’t understand how to operate the wide variety of shower setups, at least you always have the sink.
(4) Sunscreen Chapstick (Kin-e-sys), carried in my pocket, applied everywhere at will.
(5) Laundry detergent – Woolite, in a small 4 oz nalgene. Nothing like having clean clothes whenever you want.
You’ll note I didn’t include a laptop on the list (most cities and larger towns have internet cafes for the cost of 50 Rs or about $1 USD per hour). In buggy areas (we did not have any problems) there’s the question of insect repellent, and I definitely liked having a lot of socks and underwear. Also, we both had sleeping bags for our trekking portion and used them every night but one, so without those a travel sheet would have been nice. But overall I brought too much, isn’t that always the case?
Overall
In general, no overview can give the complete picture, but here are a few more things. Give money only to things you feel have value to you. When you have to wait or be delayed for some unknown reason (usually accompanied by an incomprehensible excuse) don’t get mad, just shrug and see if there is some chai readily available to drink nearby while you wait. Oh, and tea is infinite in India but getting a proper coffee fix is impossible. There will be poverty, everywhere, asking you for money, brace yourself. There will be overwhelming hospitality, everywhere, almost to the point of us feeling embarrassed, brace yourself. Oh, and occasionally random people want to stop and talk to you on the street. I’ve still no idea why. It’s just that kind of place, I guess.
And in closing, I offer the following advice that I distilled for my own use in the future….
Next time: Less Stuff, More Hindi, Same Fun.
Complete photo collection can be found here.
Namaste.